A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

Violet Baudelaire is aged fourteen and has a love for inventions; Klaus Baudelaire is twelve and an avid reader; Sunny Baudelaire is a baby who uses words only her siblings and parents understand, and enjoys biting. The children are told that their parents died in a fire which also destroyed their house. Mr. Poe, who gives them this news, is a banker whose job it becomes to find a guardian for the Baudelaires. He is also in charge of the large Baudelaire fortune, which Violet will inherit when she turns eighteen. He places them into the care of Count Olaf. Olaf's house is filthy and covered in disconcerting eye images; it has a tower which the Baudelaires are forbidden from entering. Count Olaf is unpleasant, easily angered and forces the children to perform many laborious chores.

One day, the Baudelaires are set the task of making dinner for Olaf and his theatre troupe. They make puttanesca, but when Olaf arrives he demands roast beef. The children reminded him that he never asked them to make roast beef and Olaf becomes angry, striking Klaus across the face because he gets angry that the children announce to everyone that he has only given them one bed.

Olaf gives the children roles in his new play, in which Violet will marry Olaf. The children realize something is amiss and use Justice Strauss' library to research law. Klaus learns that the marriage in the play will be legally binding and that Olaf can inherit their fortune from it. He confronts Olaf, who gets one of his associates to put Sunny in a bird cage, dangling from outside the window of his tower. He threatens to kill her if Klaus and Violet do not follow his plan. Violet constructs a makeshift grappling hook and uses it to climb up the tower. She finds the hook-handed man (a member of Olaf's theatre troupe) waiting to capture her. Klaus is brought up to the tower and they are locked together in the room until the play begins.

After Violet signs the marriage document, Olaf interrupts to tell the audience that their wedding was legally binding. Justice Strauss and Mr. Poe both object, but concede that the law requires them to hand over the Baudelaire fortune to Olaf. Violet interrupts to proclaim that the marriage was not legally binding, as she signed with her left hand despite being right-handed. Justice Strauss agrees that this invalidates the marriage. Before Olaf can be arrested for locking up Sunny, one of his associates turns the lights in the theatre off and he is able to escape. Justice Strauss tells the Baudelaires that she is willing to adopt them; however, Mr. Poe says that this would go against their parents' will and takes them back to his household until he can find another guardian for them.

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*I'm not going to rate this, because I've already read this book & stand by my first rating of it.

I adore this story so much & I'm so happy that I took the time to re-read it. It made me feel SO nostalgic reading it. I can't wait for the netflix series!!

*I'm not going to rate this, because I've already read this book & stand by my first rating of it.

I adore this story so much & I'm so happy that I took the time to re-read it. It made me feel SO nostalgic reading it. I can't wait for the netflix series!!

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I'm reading through this series with my daughter Celyn (10 years old, very disabled, hence Dad does the reading).

Edit: Finished & reviewed all 13!

So, this is a clever, entertaining book set in a world like ours but populated with bizarre characters and with distinctly dark undercurrents.

Recurring themes throughout the series are:

i) Adults are mindbogglingly stupid.

ii) The narrator, Lemony Snicket, is a character we glimpse in tantalising snatches.

iii) Words that stretch a child's vocabulary are

I'm reading through this series with my daughter Celyn (10 years old, very disabled, hence Dad does the reading).

Edit: Finished & reviewed all 13!

So, this is a clever, entertaining book set in a world like ours but populated with bizarre characters and with distinctly dark undercurrents.

Recurring themes throughout the series are:

i) Adults are mindbogglingly stupid.

ii) The narrator, Lemony Snicket, is a character we glimpse in tantalising snatches.

iii) Words that stretch a child's vocabulary are used regularly but defined in context (by the narrator) in an amusing way.

iv) The three siblings, Violet (14), Klaus (12), and Sunny (1) will use their singular talents (respectively inventor/bookworm/biter) to solve the problem.

v) That problem will be Count Olaaf

The book (like Roald Dahl's work) succeeds with a combination of wit, slapstick, and malice.

Short, very readable, will leave you wanting the next.

This one sets the scene, rapidly orphaning the children, establishing the goal (to survive long enough to take control of their huge inheritance), and their adversary (Count Olaaf and his theatre troop of sinister villains).

We have ten of the books because my elder children loved them when they were young. On book 5 I'm thinking we'll probably read them all.

EDIT: I have now posted reviews of all 13 books in the series - check them out!

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SADNESS GALORE.

Violet, Klaus and Sunny are the pride and joy of their wealthy lovely parents, the Baudelaire. They all live merrily at an enormous mansion in the coastal city of Briny Beach. Until one sad day a fire destroys their beautiful home and burns everything in it, including their parents. The Baudelaire orphans, the embodiment of misfortune, must now face an uncertain future full of painfully sad moments. This is the beginning of a series. A series of unfortunate events.

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SADNESS GALORE.

Violet, Klaus and Sunny are the pride and joy of their wealthy lovely parents, the Baudelaire. They all live merrily at an enormous mansion in the coastal city of Briny Beach. Until one sad day a fire destroys their beautiful home and burns everything in it, including their parents. The Baudelaire orphans, the embodiment of misfortune, must now face an uncertain future full of painfully sad moments. This is the beginning of a series. A series of unfortunate events.

This book specifically warns from the start that this is a sad story. Innocent me, I thought this was going to be haha sad, funny sad; but no, this is just sad. This is pure sadness. This is so fucking sad! What the hell is wrong with you Lemony? And I have twelve more books of crushing sadness to go through? YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK!

I have to admire the writer’s capacity to make me hate and love something so much in so few pages. LOVED the Baudelaire siblings, and their group strength and resilience to face all the crappy things that befalls them. Took me only two chapters to HATE Count Olaf with all my mangled heart. And I need more Justice Strauss please. I’m hoping for a diamond incrusted rainbow at the end of the series or else... Then again I must admit this book also specifically warns there is no happy ending at the end of this story; but I don’t care, I’m holding on to my little ray of hope. Fuck you Lemony. You are not bringing me down. YOU HEAR ME YOU SICK BASTARD??? You are not bringing me down!!

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PERSONAL NOTE:
[1999] [176p] [Fiction] [3.5] [Recommendable] [Justice Strauss <3] [Die Olaf DIE!] [Tsunami of sadness] [I need a new heart] [Please make the pain stop] [Pardon my french!]
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TRISTEZA EN ABUNDACIA.

Violet, Klaus y Sunny son el orgullo y alegría de sus amorosos y acaudalados padres, los Baudelaire. Todos viven felizmente en una enorme mansión en la costera ciudad de Briny Beach. Hasta que un triste día un incendio destruye su hermoso hogar y quema todo en ella, incluyendo sus padres. Los huérfanos Baudelaire, la encarnación del infortunio, deben enfrentar ahora un futuro incierto lleno de dolorosamente tristes momentos. Este es el comienzo de una serie. Una serie de eventos desafortunados.

Este libro específicamente advierte desde el inicio que ésta es una historia triste. Inocente yo, pensé que iba a ser jaja triste, triste gracioso; pero no, esto es sólo triste. Esto es pura tristeza. ¡Esto es tan malditamente triste! ¿Cuál demonios es tu problema Lemony? ¿Y tengo doce libros más de aplastante tristeza que sobrepasar? ¡MALDITO ENFERMO RETORCIDO!

Tengo que admirar la capacidad del autor para hacerme amar y odiar tanto sobre algo en tan escasas páginas. AME los hermanos Baudelaire, y su fortleza grupal y resiliencia para enfrentar todas las desgraciadas cosas que les sucedían. Me tomó sólo un par de capítulos para ODIAR a Olaf con todo mi magullado corazón. Y necesito más Justice Strauss por favor. Estoy esperado por un arcoriris incrustado de diamantes al final de esta serie o sino... Aun así debo admitir que este libro también específicamente advierte que no hay un final feliz al final de esta historia; pero no me importa, voy a aferrarme a mi rayito de esperanza. Vete al demonio Lemony. No me vas a hacer caer. ¿ME OYES BASTARDO ENFERMO? ¡¡No me vas a hacer caer!!

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NOTA PERSONAL:
[1999] [176p] [Ficción] [3.5] [Recomendable] [Justice Strauss <3] [Muérete Olaf MUERETE!] [Tsunami de tristeza] [Necesito un nuevo corazón] [Por favor detengan el dolor] [Perdón por mi francés!]
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A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

YES!!! The least fascinatingly detailed book in my favorite series! It just keeps getting better and better, folks.

A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

So, for the three misguided people who haven’t read this series - first off, get ON THAT. What are you doing? There is nothing so important in your life that you can’t put it off in order to read this series.

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Second, we follow the Baudelaires - Violet, Klaus, and Sunny - through what can only be Very Foreseeably Described as a series of unfortu

YES!!! The least fascinatingly detailed book in my favorite series! It just keeps getting better and better, folks.

A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

So, for the three misguided people who haven’t read this series - first off, get ON THAT. What are you doing? There is nothing so important in your life that you can’t put it off in order to read this series.

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Second, we follow the Baudelaires - Violet, Klaus, and Sunny - through what can only be Very Foreseeably Described as a series of unfortunate events. I can’t put it better than Lemony Snicket himself, so I’ll just shoehorn in his words: Within these pages, “the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast.”

A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

So the things about these books...the setting is amazing. Lemony Snicket creates this almost-reality wherein even the smallest, most mundane occurrence is Veritably Fixed & Deliberate.

This phenomenon becomes more and more clear as the series progresses, which is why the first book is the worst one. (Or maybe the last one is, depending on how many questions it answers.) None of these sneaky, behind the scenes things are a Visibly Forceful Development in the first book, so it’s not as fun.

But I loved this series so much in my childhood. Lemony Snicket taught me the power of books, and of words. Most stuff, when you’re a kid, makes you feel like anything you could do would be nothing more than a Viciously Futile Diversion. But I have vivid memories of being a fairly small child and intensely poring over the pages of these books, looking for clues and ways to help the Baudelaires and, as this book says, “the people who liked them.” And I felt like I was doing something, even if it was fictional.

I have Lemony Snicket to thank for a lot of things.

A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

Anyway. I’m getting almost...dare I say…emotional, so I’m going to wrap this up. These books are funny, exciting, dark, and teeming with clues and Easter eggs for those who care to look. On top of it all, the TV series is a pitch-perfect adaptation, and if you ask me about the movie I’ll look you right in the eye (but not actually) and ask what movie you’re talking about.

A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

Man, I love these books. I could reread them every year and never get bored. (I know this because of a very scientific process wherein I reread them pretty much every year.)

Bottom line: READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT!!!!

The world is quiet here.

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A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

For some reason I had the sudden urge to re-read these books... so I decided to start listening to them on audiobook!
I have the 11th book in a physical copy, but I will eventually be picking the rest of them up as well.

A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

The Bad Beginning, Lemony Snicket

The Bad Beginning is the first novel of the children's novel series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket.

The novel tells the story of three children, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire, who become orphans following a fire and are sent to live with Count Olaf, who attempts to steal their inheritance.

عنوانهای چاپ شده در ایران: «آغاز بد»؛ «شروع ناگوار»؛ «شروع بد»؛ «آغاز شوم»؛ نویسنده: لمونی اسنیکت؛ تاریخ نخستین خوانش روز شانزدهم ماه آوریل سال2011میلادی

The Bad Beginning, Lemony Snicket

The Bad Beginning is the first novel of the children's novel series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket.

The novel tells the story of three children, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire, who become orphans following a fire and are sent to live with Count Olaf, who attempts to steal their inheritance.

عنوانهای چاپ شده در ایران: «آغاز بد»؛ «شروع ناگوار»؛ «شروع بد»؛ «آغاز شوم»؛ نویسنده: لمونی اسنیکت؛ تاریخ نخستین خوانش روز شانزدهم ماه آوریل سال2011میلادی

عنوان: آغاز بد؛ نویسنده: لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم: امیرهوشنگ مهرپرور؛ تهران، فرزانه، روز24، تیر ماه سال1381؛ در192ص؛ شابک9647239114؛ موضوع داستانهای نویسندگان ایالات متحده آمریکا - سده 20م

عنوان: شروع ناگوار؛ نویسنده: لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم: نسترن پاشایی؛ تهران، ماهی، سال1381، در136ص؛ شابک9649333304؛ چاپ دوم سال1382؛ چاپ سوم سال1383؛ چاپ چهارم سال1384؛ چاپ ششم سال1386؛ در125ص؛ چاپ هفتم سال1387، در128ص؛ شابک9789649333311؛ چاپ دهم سال1390؛

عنوان: آغاز شوم؛ نویسنده: لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم: حسین قنبری؛ مشهد، شریعه توس، سال1384؛ در104ص، مصور؛ شابک9649431608؛

عنوان: شروع بد؛ نویسنده: لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم فرزانه کریمی؛ تهران، قدیانی، سال1387؛ در167ص، مصور؛ شابک9789645361585؛

ویولت، و «کلاوس» و «سانی بودلر» سه بچه از یک پدر و مادر ماجراجو و ثروتمند بودند، که در ساحل «برینی بریچ» می‌فهمند، که پدر و مادرشان در آتش سوزی بزرگی از بین رفته اند، و آنها باید از این به بعد در خانه ی «کُنت اُلاف»، که یکی از فامیل‌های دورشان است، زندگی کنند؛ «کنت الاف» با نقشه‌ ای، با استفاده از قانون ازدواج، آنها را مجبور می‌کند، «ویولت» به عقد «کنت الاف» درآید، تا کنت وارث وی شود، و بتواند از ثروت آنها استفاده کند، که با ...؛

نقل از متن ترجمه «شروع ناگوار»: (فصل اول: اگر دوست دارید داستانهایی را بخوانید که پایان خوشی دارند، بهتر است کتابِ دیگری دست بگیرید؛ این کتاب، پایان خوش که ندارد، هیچ، آغازِ خوشی هم ندارد؛ وانگهی آن وسطها هم ماجراهای چندان خوشی اتفاق نمیافتد؛ دلیلش هم این است که اصلاً در زندگیِ سه «بودلرِ» نوجوان چیزهای شادِ زیادی پیش نمیآید؛ «ویولت»، «کلاوس»؛ و «سانی بودلر»، بچه های تیزهوش، جذاب و مبتکری بودند، و صورتِ دلچسبی هم داشتند، اما تا بخواهید بدبیار بودند، و بیشتر چیزهایی هم که به سرشان میآمد، همه اش از بدبیاری و درماندگی بود؛ ببخشید که اینها را برایتان گفتم، چه میشود کرد؛ داستان «بودلر»ها از این قرار است

بدبختی آنها یک روز در ساحلِ «برینی بیچ» شروع شد؛ بچه ها با پدر و مادرشان، در قصری عظیم، در قلب شهری کثیف و شلوغ زندگی میکردند؛ گاهی پدر و مادرشان اجازه میدادند، که آنها چرخ دستی زِوار در رفته ای را، با خود به لب دریا ببرند؛ اصطلاح «زِوار در رفته» که شاید به گوشتان خورده باشد، یعنی «چیزی که چیزی نمانده متلاشی بشود»؛ بچه ها تمام روز را کنار ساحل میگذراندند، و موقع شام برمیگشتند خانه؛ آن صبحِ به خصوص، هوا ابری و تار بود، که این یک ذره هم بچه ها را پَکر نکرد، چون وقتی هوا گرم و آفتابی بود، «برینی بیچ» پُر از توریست میشد، و دیگر محال بود بشود جای خوبی برای پهن کردنِ زیرانداز پیدا کرد؛ اما روزهای ابری و تیره، ساحل مالِ «بودلر»ها بود، تا هر کاری دلشان میخواست بکنند

ویولت بودلر، که از برادر و خواهرش بزرگتر بود، دوست داشت روی آب سنگ بپراند؛ مثل بیشتر چهارده ساله ها راست دست بود، برای همین، موقعی که روی آن آبِ دلگیر، با دست راست سنگ میپراند، سنگش دورتر میرفت، تا با دست چپ؛ همیشه وقتی سنگ پرانی میکرد، یک چشمش به افق بود، و تو فکر یک اختراع بود؛ هر کس که «ویولت» را خوب میشناخت، اگر او را در آنحال میدید، میفهمید که او در فکر عمیقی فرو رفته، چون موهای بلندش را با روبان بسته بود، که روی چشمهایش نریزند؛ «ویولت» استعداد خاصی در اختراع کردن، و ساختنِ دستگاههای عجیب غریب داشت، به همین دلیل بیشتر وقتها، ذهنش مشغولِ قرقره ها، اهرمها و چرخ دنده ها بود، و دلش نمیخواست که چیزِ بی اهمیتی مثل موهایش حواسش را پرت کند؛ آن روز صبح هم تو این فکر بود که دستگاهی بسازد، تا بتواند بعد از پراندن سنگ روی آب اقیانوس، آن را پیدا کند و برگرداند

کلاوس بودلر، که تنها پسر و بچه ی وسطی بود، دوست داشت روی موجوداتی که پس از مَد، تو چالابها میماندند مطالعه کند؛ تازه رفته بود تو دوازده سال؛ عینکی بود و همین او را باهوشتر نشان میداد؛ خانم و آقای «بودلر» کتابخانه ی عظیمی در خانه ی مجللشان داشتند، که پُر بود از هزاران کتاب با موضوعات مختلف؛ «کلاوس ِ» دوازده ساله، مسلما همه ی آنها را نخوانده بود، اما خیلیهایش را خوانده بود، و کلی اطلاعات تو سرش داشت؛ میدانست که تمساح، چه فرقی با سوسمار دارد، یا «جولیوس سزار» را چه کسی کشته؛ راجع به حیوانات ریز و لیزی که در «برینی بیچ» پیدا کرده بود و الان داشت روی آنها مطالعه میکرد هم کلی چیز بلد بود

سانی بودلر، ته تغاری بود، و عاشق گازگرفتن چیزها؛ به نسبتِ سنش خیلی ریزنقش بود، و تقریبا به قد و قواره ی یک چکمه بود؛ اما کوتاهیِ قدش را با تیزی و درشتیِ چهار دندانش، جبران میکرد؛ «سانی» در سنی بود، که بچه ها معمولاً با جیغهای نامفهوم حرف میزنند، و به جز آن موقعهایی که چند کلمه ی درست مثل «شیشه»، «مامان» و «گاز» میگفت، سر درآوردن از حرفهایش برای خیلیها مشکل بود؛ مثلاً آن روز صبح، پشت هم میگفت: «گَک!» که احتمالاً معنی اش این بود «ببینین اون چیه که داره از توی مه میاد بیرون!»؛

راستی هم، آن دورها در ساحل مه آلود «برینی بیچ»، موجود دیلاقی دیده میشد، که با قدمهای بلند، به طرف بچه ها میآمد؛ مدتی بود که «سانی» بِهِش خیره شده بود و جیغ میکشید؛ بالاخره «کلاوس» که داشت یک خرچنگ تیغ دار را، بررسی میکرد سرش را بلند کرد، و آن را دید؛ او خودش را به «ویولت» رساند، بازویش را گرفت، و او را از فکر بیرون آورد؛ گفت: «اونو نگاه کن.» و به آن موجود اشاره کرد؛ آن موجود نزدیکتر شد و بچه ها توانستند چیزهایی از آن ببینند؛ قد و قواره اش به آدمها میخورد، به جز سرش که دراز و تقریبا چارگوش بود

ویولت پرسید: «فکر میکنی چیه؟»؛

کلاوس که چشمهایش را تنگ کرده بود تا بهتر ببیند، گفت: «نمیدونم، اما مثل اینکه صاف داره میاد طرفِ ما.»؛

ویولت که کمی مضطرب به نظر میرسید، گفت: «ما تو ساحل تنهاییم؛ کس دیگه ای نیست که اون بخواد بِره طرفش.»؛ سنگِ تخت و صافی را که چند لحظه قبل میخواست روی آب بپراند، توی دست چپش فشار داد؛ یک دفعه به سرش زد که سنگ را به طرفِ آن موجود پرت کند چون خیلی ترسناک به نظر میآمد

کلاوس که انگار فکر خواهرش را خوانده بود، گفت: «فقط به خاطر مِهِه که ترسناک به نظر میاد.»؛

درست بود؛ وقتی آن موجودِ ترسناک به بچه ها رسید، خیالشان راحت شد، چون ترسناک که نبود، هیچ، آشنا هم بود، آقای «پو» بود؛ او بکی از دوستان آقا و خانم «بودلر» بود، که بچه ها چندین بار او را در مهمانیها دیده بودند؛ یکی از چیزهایی که «ویولت»، «کلاوس» و «سانی» خیلی توی رفتارِ پدر و مادرشان میپسندیدند، این بود که وقتی کسی به دیدنشان میآمد، بچه ها را دَک نمیکردند بلکه میگذاشتند آنها هم سر میز شام با بزرگترها غذا بخورند و با آنها حرف بزنند، به این شرط که در جمع کردنِ میز کمک کنند؛ بچه ها آقای «پو» را خوب یادشان بود، چون او همیشه سرما خورده بود و مدام عذرخواهی میکرد و از سر میز میرفت اتاقِ بغلی که سرفه کند؛) پایان نقل

تاریخ بهنگام رسانی 05/11/1399هجری خورشیدی؛ 08/08/1400هجری خورشیدی؛ ا. شربیانی

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May 30, 2018 Mischenko rated it really liked it

Up until now, the three Baudelaire children have lived a fairly lavish life, until a raging fire burns through their home with their parents inside. Their deaths are suspicious and nobody really knows how the fire started in the first place. Now they have nothing left and Mr. Poe must find a relative that’s willing to take on the responsibility of caring for them.

“Mr. Poe opened his mouth to say something, but erupted into a brief fit of coughing. “I have made arrangements,” he said finally,

Up until now, the three Baudelaire children have lived a fairly lavish life, until a raging fire burns through their home with their parents inside. Their deaths are suspicious and nobody really knows how the fire started in the first place. Now they have nothing left and Mr. Poe must find a relative that’s willing to take on the responsibility of caring for them.

“Mr. Poe opened his mouth to say something, but erupted into a brief fit of coughing. “I have made arrangements,” he said finally, “for you to be raised by a distant relative of yours who lives on the other side of town. His name is Count Olaf.”

When the children are delivered to their new caretaker (Count Olaf), their hope is that their life will take a turn for the better. However, it seems that Count Olaf’s only interest is gaining their family fortune and the Baudelaire children must find a way to protect themselves from his nasty schemes.

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There were comical parts in the book and surely the whole story isn’t just bad events happening to the children. I felt that there were positive aspects too. I personally admired how the children stood together and had each other’s back. They’re intelligent kids–effective problem solvers–and make the best out of the predicament they’re in. Also, there are many important messages about family, trust, embracing what you have and making the best of it. For me, the biggest takeaway was that justice and life in general don’t always work in our favor as the adults who are supposed to be the protectors make one mistake after another in this book. It’s enough to drive one mad and reminded me of how crazy things can get when deranged people have power and control over others, especially children.

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I enjoyed the writing and thought it was really easy to follow. We loved the illustrations, but found ourselves wanting more because there aren’t that many and mainly just at the beginning of each chapter. There are frequent new vocabulary words introduced for children to learn and I appreciated the addition of them with thorough explanations.

“It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between “literally” and “figuratively.” If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening.

If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy. If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters.”

The ending is left wide-open for the second book, The Reptile Room. I’m really looking forward to starting the next book and reading this whole series. My plan is to read them all with my kids before we start the Netflix series.

4****

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We have in Egypt this saying;

"Who sees the Unfortunate Events of others feel solace about his own Unfortunates"
"اللي يشوف ميسفورشنت ايفينتس الناس تهون عليه ميسفورشنته"
So, 2016 wasn't my year -EST, 2011- and now I'm hitting "rock bottom",having "A Series of Unfortunate Events"
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So I said, why not give this title a try
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"accompanied by this mysterious black cat that sat with me the whole 2 hours read"
It's really dark-fun Misfortune kids Orphans' story..
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And a Gothic villain.
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And the author himself,
We have in Egypt this saying;
"Who sees the Unfortunate Events of others feel solace about his own Unfortunates"
"اللي يشوف ميسفورشنت ايفينتس الناس تهون عليه ميسفورشنته"
So, 2016 wasn't my year -EST, 2011- and now I'm hitting "rock bottom",having "A Series of Unfortunate Events"
A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

So I said, why not give this title a try
A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

"accompanied by this mysterious black cat that sat with me the whole 2 hours read"
It's really dark-fun Misfortune kids Orphans' story..
A series of unfortunate events the bad beginning summary

And a Gothic villain.
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And the author himself, Mr. Lemony Snicket;
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who advises you repeatedly that this book is sad and misfortune and not with a happy endings..and please close it or return it if you can't handle all this misfortune..

Even the TV show latest adaptation tells u to just
LOOK AWAY, well... that's true... you should stop reading this review now as well..look for something happier.

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BUT as our beloved mother Country saying...which I said earlier, I didn't Look Away.
And that was.....sickly fun.

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The Story
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The Baudelaire 3 children lost their parents, their huge house and everything they own in a fire... But not their huge bank account.

Mr.Poe, the banker is the one responsible to see them to the 'proper' guardian. Proper here refer to something that never happened.. oh he delivered them to a guardian, but proper is not a suitable word to describe Count Olaf.

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Who's has nothing to do with them but plotting to get his hand of their fortune. Which they even can't get their hand on it till the eldest -Violet,14- come of age.

To try to get their fortune. He puts them in a Series of Unfortunate Events.

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And by the second half of the Book One.. his first grand plan is to wed Violet by deceive ..

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How , how can they know the deceive, how can they escape his plan without endanger their lives??? that's the book one for you.

Oh and no matter what do you think.. the author stick to his word.
No Happy Endings here..

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The Writing Style
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It's really like children book, the style, the easy sentences and even when the author use a big or fancy word he always give the meaning of it even if it's easy in a very funny way. Also he does that in expressions and literature techniques as well.

It's sarcastic and if it's really a children's book..it's the Darkest one ever written.
If you read of Mr. Lemony Snicket's real life you'll feel he's been 'forced' somehow to write a children books.

It's 1999, the phenomenon of Harry Potter was on the catching fire stage.., that's why the result comes like it's a Satire of children books.. Satire here means a dark fun sarcastic imitation of normal life children books.

The creating of the Lemony Snicket constant commentaries through the book as a detective who investigate the Baudelaire orphans' Series and tell this as a story for ether very young readers, or slow ones, that worked as a very funny 'comic relief' amidst all the Misfortune Unfortunate Events Series.

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'Comic Relief' here means small funny moments that gets between more tensed or serious ones.

Well..
That's it for a small book reviews. I over talked it I guess.. but I really loved this absurd dark fun of...

Unfortunate Events.


Mohammed Arabey
16 January 2017
To 17 January 2017

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If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were charming, and resourceful, and had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky, and most If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were charming, and resourceful, and had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky, and most everything that happened to them was rife with misfortune, misery, and despair. I'm sorry to tell you this but that is how the story goes.

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I am ashamed to say that I have had this 13 book hardback boxset since 2013 and I am just now getting around to it. I put it on one of my challenges for this year but now I'm thinking I might should wait for the tv show on Netflix. I wonder when that is coming out.

***SOME SPOILERS***

These poor kids! They are just having a day of play when they find out their parents die in a fire at their house and they have nothing.

And Mr. Poe who is oblivious and lives in his own little world sends them to life with a distant relative - the evil Count Olaf! All he count wants is the children's money that Violet is to get when she comes of age.

Olaf makes the children do horrible chores, cook, sleep in one bed and the house is atrocious! But the kids do find some peace with the neighbor, Justice Strauss. She lets them cover over and read books from her library. Oh the joy of that =)

But the evil Olaf has a plan to get the money all for himself and he almost succeeds but Violet is a little too smart for old Olaf and I loved it!

I saw the movie for this years ago and I think someone told me it is compiled of the first three books. I thought it was good though. I am really looking forward to the Netflix tv series and the rest of the books!

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So the premise of this book (as the narrator keeps helpfully reminding us) is that this group of three children will continue to have difficult problems to overcome, and every time they succeed in dealing with one problem, another will crop up. In the writing business, this is what's known as 'a plot'.

But then he takes it one step further: in addition to all the difficulties along the way, he assures us that the characters will never break this pattern, and there will be no 'happy ending'. I thi

So the premise of this book (as the narrator keeps helpfully reminding us) is that this group of three children will continue to have difficult problems to overcome, and every time they succeed in dealing with one problem, another will crop up. In the writing business, this is what's known as 'a plot'.

But then he takes it one step further: in addition to all the difficulties along the way, he assures us that the characters will never break this pattern, and there will be no 'happy ending'. I think this is a good idea, especially in a children's book, because we, as a culture, don't have enough role models for failure.

We have lots of role models for how to behave when we win, but this isn't really very useful--it's not when we win that we most need guidance and aid. We need more examples of how to maintain, how to persevere, in the face of failure.

At this point, our only role models for what to do when we fail are villains, who tend to get angry, yell, whine, take it out on subordinates, and then develop vengeful plans to make everyone feel as bad as they do. The unfortunate result is that people often begin to act like villains when things don't go well, an effect which can be observed most easily by holding a job where you have a boss.

So I'm all for 'no easy wrap ups' at the end of the story, but unfortunately, Snicket is unable to develop a conclusion without this easy route. It takes a very skilled writer to eschew convention and still write something interesting, and his reasons for avoiding standard practices should not be merely to differentiate himself, but to achieve some alternative goal for his story.

There are authors who have achieved this, even in children's fiction--Lewis Carroll and Roald Dahl being the preeminent examples. When Snicket laid out the premise of his books, I began to look for something along the lines of those two authors, who, despite creating stories of children suffering constantly and unfairly, managed to write entertaining, enjoyable stories.

But then those stories were wild and vivid, even when they were dark. Dahl's ability to create grotesque, powerful characters made for dynamic, engrossing stories, while Carroll's quick, fertile mind kept us always guessing, and often laughing, despite Alice's constant frustrations.

Though Snicket is trying for a witty style, he rarely gets there. After the second chapter, all his jokes have already been established, the rest are only minor variations on the same themes. There are no surprising insights to back up his humor, nothing unexpected, just a continuance of the same tone: dry, but not acerbic.

The characters, likewise, show little variance. The vocabulary and speech patterns are all very similar, whether adults, children, villains, or heroes. We are often told of differences in character by the narrator, but these never actually make it into the characters' mouths.

Since the characters are fairly cliche and undifferentiated, Snicket cannot hang the plot on them, like Dahl would. They cannot provide the vibrant impetus for the plot, so Snicket's plot instead becomes a series of convenient (or conveniently inconvenient) events.

The writing itself is not bad, it's mostly just a case of Snicket not being clever or dark enough to buoy his premise. In the end, not much stands out, not the characters, nor the humor.

I applaud his attempt to address difficult and painful issues in his books, and without resorting to basic melodrama, but tragedy is measured by the subject's capacity for pain, so characters must be vivid and deep in order for events to feel truly unfortunate; otherwise, it just becomes the same array of problems common to every plot.

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When I was a child, I learned a thing or two from reading the works of Roald Dahl. The most important of these lessons is that adults are, more often than not, either evil or oblivious and, to co-opt Lemony Snicket's writing style, by oblivious I mean "lacking conscious awareness; unmindful."

As an adult, I have only received mountains of proof substantiating the notion that adults are either evil or oblivious. All you need to do is watch the news or enter the workforce and you too will realize t

When I was a child, I learned a thing or two from reading the works of Roald Dahl. The most important of these lessons is that adults are, more often than not, either evil or oblivious and, to co-opt Lemony Snicket's writing style, by oblivious I mean "lacking conscious awareness; unmindful."

As an adult, I have only received mountains of proof substantiating the notion that adults are either evil or oblivious. All you need to do is watch the news or enter the workforce and you too will realize the same. So it is through this lens of animosity towards grown ups (hey, just become I am one doesn't mean I have to think like one) that I read the first installment of Lemony Snicket's 13-part serial A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Snicket, or his alter ego, seems mighty influenced by Dahl and Edward Gorey. Like the former, most of the adults in the book are worthless. Those who aren't are either dead or somehow taken away from the Baudelaire children. Like the later, bad things keep on happening to our protagonists.

The three Baudelaire children-- Violet, Klaus and Sunny-- live a rather charmed life with parents who love and respect them. Upon an unsupervised excursion to the beach, a fire consumes the Baudelaire home and kills the parents. The three children are taken into the temporary care of Mr. Poe (who has a son named Edgar, by the way) until a relative can be located. After some time, the children are pawned off on Count Olaf, a horrid actor with a title and no money. From the beginning, it is obvious that he has only taken in the children because of the vast fortune they are set to acquire. When he learns that the inheritance will be withheld until Violet is of age, he punishes the children repeatedly. We will stop there, lest I give away the end of this first book.

Aside from a page-turner plot, what works in the book's favor is the language. Snicket uses large grown-up words with the context of child-sized sentences. He defines the words without being condescending and goes on to explain many of the legal concepts that are used throughout the story. The characters are also intriguing. The adults in the story often appear as grotesque figures that make just enough sense to keep the storyline plausible. And, in the grand tradition of children's literature, the Baudelaire orphans are quick-witted and strong-willed.

I found this book as part of a three series boxed set at a thrift store by my house. Each book is small and hard covered, designed to look like a Victorian tome and filled with beautiful illustrations. Now, I can't wait to get started on volume two.

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I’m ashamed to say that before today, I had not read this sorrowful series of books.
I grew up watching the Jim Carrey movie adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, but this was my first time actually reading it!
And I’m extremely unhappy to say that I unfortunately loved it! 😉
Such terrible events!

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MINI REVIEW IS POSTED


If you have ever lost some-
one very important to you,
then you already know
how it feels, and if you
haven't, you cannot
possibly imagine it.

I was pretty excited when I read this book because that was the first time I read this book and I also had no idea what the book was about and I quite enjoyed reading it. The book never bored me but the book wasn't really amazing either. it was just fine for me. Neither good nor bad. The characters in the book were pretty int


MINI REVIEW IS POSTED

If you have ever lost some-
one very important to you,
then you already know
how it feels, and if you
haven't, you cannot
possibly imagine it.

I was pretty excited when I read this book because that was the first time I read this book and I also had no idea what the book was about and I quite enjoyed reading it. The book never bored me but the book wasn't really amazing either. it was just fine for me. Neither good nor bad. The characters in the book were pretty interesting ( except the villain, he creeped me out. ) and my favorite character was Sunny. She was so cute! and I also felt this urge to hug Violet, Klaus and Sunny while I was reading the book.

I don't think I will continue reading this series. I don't know why, but I just don't feel like I want to continue reading the series. This book was pretty good, nonetheless and I love the illustrations in this book! they're all so good! If you're interested in reading this book, I suggest you to try reading it. Maybe you'll enjoy it more than I did. :)

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This is my first time reading this book! I have been pretty curious about this series since ... I don't know when, quite long time, I guess and I am FINALLY reading it now! 😊👏🏻

Have you guys read it? If you have, what do you think of it? ( no spoiler, please! )

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Mar 06, 2014 Ariel rated it it was amazing

This was fantastic! I read the series when I was a kid and then just now had to reread it for my Children's Lit class! And I'm glad I did! Because eff yeah! This! IS! GREAT!

Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket has such a distinctive tone and writing style, and it's one that I love. He's sarcastic and realistic and cynical and hilarious. Best of all, even though this is absolutely a children's book it treats the reader (who is technically supposed to be a child) as an intelligent human who is capable of

This was fantastic! I read the series when I was a kid and then just now had to reread it for my Children's Lit class! And I'm glad I did! Because eff yeah! This! IS! GREAT!

Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket has such a distinctive tone and writing style, and it's one that I love. He's sarcastic and realistic and cynical and hilarious. Best of all, even though this is absolutely a children's book it treats the reader (who is technically supposed to be a child) as an intelligent human who is capable of figuring things out and having a good vocabulary and understanding subtext and foreshadowing.

Also, I just added this to my favourites shelf because geez this is a favourite!

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Easily one of the best children's stories I've read, The Bad Beginning is a high stakes, whimsical twist of a fairytale.

Count Olaf, the antagonist, ruins everything, but in a way that's super fun to read. As the stakes pile on, and bad luck for the main characters becomes the worst luck, and the tension reaches an all time high, the writing still maintains this playful even keel to keep everything fun and enjoyable.

It had me tearing through pages to see just how bad the beginnings got. And I lov

Easily one of the best children's stories I've read, The Bad Beginning is a high stakes, whimsical twist of a fairytale.

Count Olaf, the antagonist, ruins everything, but in a way that's super fun to read. As the stakes pile on, and bad luck for the main characters becomes the worst luck, and the tension reaches an all time high, the writing still maintains this playful even keel to keep everything fun and enjoyable.

It had me tearing through pages to see just how bad the beginnings got. And I loved every sentence.

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I started reading The Series of Unfortunate Events to help me with a small reading slump. Each book is easy to read and nice and short.

I wanted to read them as a child but never did so this was a perfect opportunity to do so.

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I never really did get into Harry Potter. I imagine that this is viewed as a crime by most everyone on this service. For some it is heresy. But, I refuse to stand shamefaced - Hogwarts just didn't do it for me.

I didn't think this would either.

However, I was more than pleasantly surprised. I am of a somewhat morbid streak, and the Series of Unfortunate Events books, I must say, tickles that grotesque bone in a way most pleasing.

The story of the Baudelaire Children is one filled with tragedy and d

I never really did get into Harry Potter. I imagine that this is viewed as a crime by most everyone on this service. For some it is heresy. But, I refuse to stand shamefaced - Hogwarts just didn't do it for me.

I didn't think this would either.

However, I was more than pleasantly surprised. I am of a somewhat morbid streak, and the Series of Unfortunate Events books, I must say, tickles that grotesque bone in a way most pleasing.

The story of the Baudelaire Children is one filled with tragedy and dire peril. Orphaned after a massive house fire in which their parents burned to death, they are put in the care of their parents' will's executor until a distant relative, Count Olaf, comes to claim them... and their family fortune. The children however do manage to give him a run of it. In the end, they still have their money, but they simply are foisted off someplace else where there parents are still dead and their lot becomes more miserable. This is not a story for happy endings as the author will remind you, time and time again.

The real thing about the book that I love is the writing style and tone of the narrative. The author is quite the wordsmith, and he no doubt had it in mind that kids should be learning big, expansive words. He then mixes it up with subtle and unsubtle word play (in the fourth book, the narrator goes into the sensation of deja vu, and when you turn the page beginning that chapter it's the same page over again) that left me quite amused.

I only read about four of the books. The downfall of the series is that the villain never changes and the stories are all essentially the same at their core: the children go to live someplace horrible, and Uncle Olaf comes back to try and take their money. It's a one trick pony in that regard, but I really was quite taken by the wording of it.

It's worth the investment for the first book and it's a quick read. Give it a shot.

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Wow! I feel like I’m finally capturing something that was missing from my childhood. Like there was some gap in my imagination that I didn’t know was there until I started reading this series.

I’ve seen the Netflix series, which only further reminded me that I had never read this series before and had been missing out. I’m in a very exciting part of the journey. The Baudelaires just escaped Count Olaf and his plot to steal their fortune and I find even though I know the basic premise of each stor

Wow! I feel like I’m finally capturing something that was missing from my childhood. Like there was some gap in my imagination that I didn’t know was there until I started reading this series.

I’ve seen the Netflix series, which only further reminded me that I had never read this series before and had been missing out. I’m in a very exciting part of the journey. The Baudelaires just escaped Count Olaf and his plot to steal their fortune and I find even though I know the basic premise of each story I’ve seen on the show, it hasn’t robbed the books of any of their magic.

I can see how Olaf would give children nightmares growing up and I love how the book breaks every rule of writing like avoid adverbs (especially very) and don’t use too many adjectives at once.

I’m really excited to start the Reptile Room today.

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this should be called a series of USELESS ADULTS

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Jul 22, 2019 Swrp rated it really liked it

What an amazing book!!

"They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so."

Nothing happy happens in this book, but am so happy to say that you ought to read The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket.

What an amazing book!!

"They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so."

Nothing happy happens in this book, but am so happy to say that you ought to read The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket.

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The Baudelaire children - Violet, Klaus and Sunny - are suddenly orphaned when their parents tragically die in a fire. Their new legal guardian? A distant relative, the devilishly conniving Count Olaf, who will stop at nothing - not even murder most foul! - to get his hands on the Baudelaire family fortune. So begins the children’s Series of Unfortunate Events…

I know this is a kid’s book but I surprisingly really enjoyed it - it not only held my attention but entertained me quite a bit too! Eve

The Baudelaire children - Violet, Klaus and Sunny - are suddenly orphaned when their parents tragically die in a fire. Their new legal guardian? A distant relative, the devilishly conniving Count Olaf, who will stop at nothing - not even murder most foul! - to get his hands on the Baudelaire family fortune. So begins the children’s Series of Unfortunate Events…

I know this is a kid’s book but I surprisingly really enjoyed it - it not only held my attention but entertained me quite a bit too! Everything about The Bad Beginning embraces/lovingly parodies macabre/Gothic fiction, one of my favourite literary subgenres, albeit in a child-friendly, cartoonishly over-the-top style, so I found the book very appealing on an aesthetic level.

The atmosphere of the world is bizarrely, but not off-puttingly, anachronistic. It’s kinda faux-Victorian but also modern enough to have walkie-talkies, as well as being oddly skewed in general, full of absurdly one-dimensional supporting characters. The tone, along with the clever title and presentation, is determinedly, almost comically, downbeat in positioning itself as an anti-kid’s book, a playfully subversive touch I liked very much.

Even the framing device plays into the Gothic impression. Daniel Handler is the real author but his name is nowhere on this book. Instead it’s attributed to yet another fictional character, “Lemony Snicket”, portrayed as a stereotypically gloomy writer a la Edgar Allan Poe (there’s even a character here called Poe) who dedicates the book to his dead love, Beatrice, while occasionally inserting himself into the text. A story within a story - an unexpectedly sophisticated device for a kid’s book and I loved it. It adds an element of mystery too - who is “Lemony Snicket” and will we discover more of his life as the series progresses?

That said the writing is appropriately accessible for the intended younger audience and the world as a whole, and plot, is also simplistic to match. It’s an effectively engaging approach overall.

Count Olaf is a deliciously evil villain and is by far the standout character. The Baudelaire kids were ok but not especially interesting and everyone else was basically just window-dressing. The story is entertaining enough but nothing too special or original - it didn’t blow me away and it’s a little too farcical in how it plays out, though it’s fine.

The Bad Beginning is a really good start to this promising series - a charmingly strange and fun read!

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Okay, I know this is a popular series and all, but frankly, I just don't see the charm. I do like that there's lots of vocabulary lessons in the book, but I don't like that the book is basically about child abuse. No, really. You want to write a kid's book? Fine. You want to write a kid's book about child abuse? Fine. Great even. But for the love, abuse is a serious thing, m'kay? And? AND? THE PART WHERE THE EVIL, GREEDY UNCLE TRIES TO MARRY THE 14 YEAR OLD ORPHAN GIRL?! EW! HELLO?! MR. SNICKET, Okay, I know this is a popular series and all, but frankly, I just don't see the charm. I do like that there's lots of vocabulary lessons in the book, but I don't like that the book is basically about child abuse. No, really. You want to write a kid's book? Fine. You want to write a kid's book about child abuse? Fine. Great even. But for the love, abuse is a serious thing, m'kay? And? AND? THE PART WHERE THE EVIL, GREEDY UNCLE TRIES TO MARRY THE 14 YEAR OLD ORPHAN GIRL?! EW! HELLO?! MR. SNICKET, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? ALSO, KIDS ARE NOT IDIOTS, AND WE ALL GET THAT THE BABY LIKES TO BITE THINGS. YOU CAN STOP REITERATING THAT ANY TIME NOW.

Perhaps I was expecting too much from a kid's book?

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I think a 3.5 about sums up my feelings. This was a joy (or as Lemony Snicket would prefer, a misery) to reread. I haven't read this book in more than 10 years, so there were a lot of details I had forgotten, but I still love the Baudelaire siblings and how terrifying and sinister Count Olaf still is to me. It is written for younger audiences than the books I usually read, of course, so I might be basing a tiny bit of my rating on nostalgia, but I still loved the experience of getting back into I think a 3.5 about sums up my feelings. This was a joy (or as Lemony Snicket would prefer, a misery) to reread. I haven't read this book in more than 10 years, so there were a lot of details I had forgotten, but I still love the Baudelaire siblings and how terrifying and sinister Count Olaf still is to me. It is written for younger audiences than the books I usually read, of course, so I might be basing a tiny bit of my rating on nostalgia, but I still loved the experience of getting back into this world and these characters. And now onto The Reptile Room! ...more

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UPDATE 20/April/2018
Sooooo I kind of want to reread the entire series because I am loving s2 of the show. Also, I just feel that I would like it more when I reread it.

UPDATE 19/Jan/2017

4 Stars!!!!

I am updating my reviews for all the books in the series because I realized that they are much better than I initially thought. After a while, I realized I really did like this book and it's very unique. I know I still would have liked it more as a child but I still really like it now. It's so sad and t

UPDATE 20/April/2018
Sooooo I kind of want to reread the entire series because I am loving s2 of the show. Also, I just feel that I would like it more when I reread it.

UPDATE 19/Jan/2017

4 Stars!!!!

I am updating my reviews for all the books in the series because I realized that they are much better than I initially thought. After a while, I realized I really did like this book and it's very unique. I know I still would have liked it more as a child but I still really like it now. It's so sad and that's what makes it different because it's not all happy. In life, not everything works out.

UPDATE 10/Dec/2016

3.5 stars

The more I think about it I've realised this book is actually much better than I originally thought!!

ORIGINAL

2.5 stars

I think this book is a great children’s book. But that’s just it, it's a great children’s book. I think this series would have been something I would have loved as a child. I didn’t think this book was amazing mainly because it is aimed at a lower age group so that’s why it’s not the best. This was a very short book and I read it in one day. I will be continuing with the rest of the series but I only wish I read this when I was younger because I’m sure I would have loved it.

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Glad to say these lived up the the expectations of my 10-year old self. Off to check out the show!

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Made for kids, but adults like it too! The Bad Beginning is one of those kids' books that doesn't try to "talk down" to their level. Yes, it breaks the 4th wall and assists the reader with more advanced words, often for comedic purposes, but it never feels like the drudgery of a school lesson. This first book in the series concisely sets up the sympathetic main characters and their dilemna, pits them against their colorful arch enemy and sweeps you up in the saga straight away. A most excellent Made for kids, but adults like it too! The Bad Beginning is one of those kids' books that doesn't try to "talk down" to their level. Yes, it breaks the 4th wall and assists the reader with more advanced words, often for comedic purposes, but it never feels like the drudgery of a school lesson. This first book in the series concisely sets up the sympathetic main characters and their dilemna, pits them against their colorful arch enemy and sweeps you up in the saga straight away. A most excellent beginning indeed! ...more

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5+
I don't read books for children much but I absolutely LOVE this! The audio production was phenomenal-narration, sound effects and music.
5+
I don't read books for children much but I absolutely LOVE this! The audio production was phenomenal-narration, sound effects and music.
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To Beatrice-darling, dearest, dead.

If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.

I think it is important how a book starts, because that sets the tone for the rest of the book. I myself have been guilty of prematurely-"prematurely" here means "before the time is appropriate"- judging the quality of a book based on it

To Beatrice-darling, dearest, dead.

If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.

I think it is important how a book starts, because that sets the tone for the rest of the book. I myself have been guilty of prematurely-"prematurely" here means "before the time is appropriate"- judging the quality of a book based on its beginning. In this case, however, while the book itself is called The Bad Beginning, there is nothing bad about the beginning of the book itself. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events chronicles the tales of the three Baudelaire siblings. Siblings who are smart, inventive, and just a wee bit precocious. Violet Baudelaire, the eldest, liked to skip rocks. ... Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes. Violet had a real knack for inventing and building strange devices, so her brain was often filled with images of pulleys, levers, and gears, and she never wanted to be distracted by something as trivial as her hair.

Klaus Baudelaire, the middle child, and the only boy, liked to examine creatures in tidepools. ... He knew how to tell an alligator from a crocodile. He knew who killed Julius Caesar. And he knew much about the tiny, slimy animals found at Briny Beach, which he was examining now.

Sunny Baudelaire, the youngest, liked to bite things. What? She is only an infant, after all...

Despite the warning at the beginning of the book, one might come to this story with some hope in their hearts. Such people are fools. There is no hope in this story. However, seeing as how this is a children's book, and banking on man's innate nature to seek closure, I would like to go out on a limb and say that eponymous series of unfortunate events, however, do end well for the Baudelaire orphans. Not this book, though, not at all. The Bad Beginning has an equally crappy conclusion. Forgive my alliteration game, it's not as strong as Mr. Snicket's. But then again, he couldn't really alliterate The End either, could he? They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

I also strongly believe that a villain makes or breaks a story, and Count Olaf makes this one. He steals the show. Maybe that's just me, because I imagined Neil Patrick Harris's version of it speaking all the lines... Actually, no. It isn't just me. Olaf is so much of an over-the-top villain, it is delightful to read about his schemes, hair-brained and far-fetched as they may be.

I don't remember the last time I read a "children's book", and let me tell you, the experience is more fun as an adult. Alliterations like Doldrum Drive, Fickle Fountain, and Mulctuary Money Management got my panties in a twist. Or how about this super awesome way of learning new words?! (Side note, if I had a penny for every time the word mean was repeated in any of its forms, I'd be very rich.) Anyway, I digress. Handler uses his book as a teaching tool of sorts, where he uses uncommon words, and then explains their meaning. Such explanation may be circumstantial or literal. ...the sauce simmered, a culinary term which means "cooked over low heat."

...the word "incentive" here means "an offered reward to persuade you to do something you don't want to do"...

"'Posthaste,'" he said, "means—" "—means you'll do nothing to help us"...

Klaus sighed, and relinquished—a word which here means "gave to Count Olaf even though he didn't want to"—the book on nuptial law.

The biggest grammar lesson, that Lemony Snicket focuses on, however, is a lesson that the world very much needs today. It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively." If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it's happening. If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy. If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters. So yeah, one cannot "literally have a ball of fire in their throat" or "literally jump through hoops to get a job done" (unless they're circus artistes trained to do such a thing, of course).

And finally, Lemony Snicket teaches you the value of family and togetherness, and of the simple pleasures in life. It could be simple sentences like this The smell of cooking food is often a calming one..., or slightly more complex emotions like Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. Though I'm more often than not unable to take my own advice, I have always emphasised on the benefits of a good, solid cry. It gives you energy to trudge along and complete whatever horrible task it was, or confront whoever it was that made you cry.

Oh, it is pertinent here to mention-"pertinent", here means important-that this book is a rather good "How-to" guide on baby-talk. "Yeeka!" Sunny shrieked, which appeared to mean "How interesting!"

"Wipi!" Sunny shrieked, which meant "I'd much prefer gardening to sitting around watching my siblings struggle through law books."

So yeah, adults can learn much from this book also. I recommend this one, I do.

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UPDATE 6/1/18 - So I read this with the kids, and they were completely against the idea of dad reading to them. They did all they could to prevent it from happening, but seeing as how I am a grownup and have the absolutely glorious authority to make rules in my house, we read this book together as a family. And boy oh boy oh boy did these kids love this book.

Every night they begged and begged for another chapter. Please, Dad! Just one more! We have to find out what happens! By the end, I was re

UPDATE 6/1/18 - So I read this with the kids, and they were completely against the idea of dad reading to them. They did all they could to prevent it from happening, but seeing as how I am a grownup and have the absolutely glorious authority to make rules in my house, we read this book together as a family. And boy oh boy oh boy did these kids love this book.

Every night they begged and begged for another chapter. Please, Dad! Just one more! We have to find out what happens! By the end, I was reading to them from my phone while they had two books out following along. Our nights are now going to be filled with Dad reading them all of the best books from my childhood and beyond. Roald Dahl, Charlotte’s Web, all that stuff. This is going to be amazing.

Tonight we are going to watch the first episode of the Netflix series. Reading and Netflix with the kids! What a joy! What an awesome time! Yesterday, they begged to go to the library! I’m winning as a parent right now! I now get to go to the library more often to get more books for myself because my kids want more books for themselves! Ohhhhh baby!! Reading is awesome, especially when you get your whole family on board!

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I. think 20 years ago I would have loved this book. At age 30, I had a lot of fun reading it, but I think I enjoyed the writing style more than the actual story. It had all the stereotypes you'd find in similar books: orphaned children, cruel guardian, another adult who is nicer and helps out somehow, a plot by the cruel guardian that is foiled in the end, etc.

I think I will continue the series just because Netflix is doing something with the series right now. I'm a fan of book to movie or TV adaptations when they are done well.

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Lemony Snicket had an unusual education and a perplexing youth and now endures a despondent adulthood. His previous published works include the thirteen volumes in A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Composer is Dead, and 13 Words. His new series is All The Wrong Questions.

For A Series of Unfortunate Events:
www.lemonysnicket.com

For All The Wrong Questions:
www.lemonysnicketlibrary.com

Lemony Snicket had an unusual education and a perplexing youth and now endures a despondent adulthood. His previous published works include the thirteen volumes in A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Composer is Dead, and 13 Words. His new series is All The Wrong Questions.

For A Series of Unfortunate Events:
www.lemonysnicket.com

For All The Wrong Questions:
www.lemonysnicketlibrary.com

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What happens in Chapter 1 of the bad beginning?

It all starts one overcast day when the kids are hanging out at Briny Beach. Violet, who is fourteen years old, is skipping rocks and dreaming of things she might invent one day. Klaus, who is twelve, is thinking about some of the books he's read while checking out creatures in a tide-pool.

How does the bad beginning end?

In the end, Justice Strauss offers the Baudelaires a place to live, but Mr. Poe insists that they live with a relative per the instructions in their parents' will. The story ends with the children driving off to an uncertain future with a new, and hopefully less evil, guardian.

What is the setting of A Series of Unfortunate Events the bad beginning?

A Dirty and Busy City The Bad Beginning takes place entirely in an unnamed city that Lemony Snicket describes as "a dirty and busy" (1.2) place.

What is the climax of the bad beginning?

Climax. The climax of the book is the wedding between Violet and Count Olaf, which doesn't go according to plan.